January 2012
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Watchlostlittlegamerboi:
thedailycrazy:
HE CANNOT EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.
LMFAO
You Can’t Watch and Not Laugh….This Is Too Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just A Thought
So I am sitting here watching Dora the explorer with my daughters and they have boots the monkey. When boots goes home and takes off his shoes does him name change to Feet the monkey?
December 2011
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If you're an Avatar:The Last Airbender fan please...
jennysdcc:
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westernairtemple:
instrumentalsftw:
season-bender:
I want to follow all of you!
345 of us bro hahahahah
aww yeah. we’re awesome. and dangerous.
gonna reblog again to say
ummmmmmmmmmmm there’s definately more than a couple hundred of us c’mon
imma go follow a couple hundred more people
so yeah…rest of the fandom, you must reblog this,...
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Watch Greatness Unfold Before Your Eyes.
October 2011
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So Gone (What My Mind
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Life Lessons Learned @ Work
Kristi: I am worried about how I did on the test.
Andy: Hey, worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Me: Oh I am using that shyte!
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September 2011
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WatchTo Catch A Predator: Chris
Hansen’s Greatest Hits!
May you all hang your heads in shame until the end of time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOME: "I Hope I Don't Die In Pain " →
lostlittlegamerboi:
She said as she lay in the hospital bed, recovering from a stroke while awaiting her dialysis. Not in full control of her appendages or thoughts i could tell she understands but can’t get all the words out right. There is no distance i would not have traveled to be there by her side. This…
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u know a video is good when u can’t get past the first 20 sec without dying from laughter
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Watchthis is how the police pull practical jokes..lol!!!
August 2011
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Watchthemattsmith:
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bomb!
This might be the sickest thing I’ve ever seen.
dope.
Looks so much cooler when it’s a handsome black dude doing it instead of a skinny pimpled white raver kid.
interesting
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Javis Faux | HA HA HA HA...
July 2011
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June 2011
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.
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